fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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