Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You can't just leave with hair like that
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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