Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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