how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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