i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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