How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
The air taste purple.
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