Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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