I hate your face
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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