yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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