Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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