Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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