I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
smell my finger.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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