just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Acid is not a monday night drug
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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