Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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