i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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