I bet he comes in French.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
