windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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