doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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