I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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