She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
so much tequila, so little girl.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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