My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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