it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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