ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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