Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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