butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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