he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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