Where are you?
In a non slutty way
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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