I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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