He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think people are normalizing furries
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
