I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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