Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
In America we eat man semen.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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