Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Randomize
