Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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