He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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