there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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