Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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