in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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