we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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