4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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