They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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