I'm going to jail i love you
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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