i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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