How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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