In the future we'll all be gay
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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