i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Found the puke drawer
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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