yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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