Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Vodka?
Forever.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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