Do you still have your period?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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