Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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