Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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