You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I queefed so loud it echoed.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Randomize
